controversial-tabloid-story:

yousaynotorachetpussyjuicyjcant:

sirenknights:

Space, guys… SPACE!!!!

I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me

fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…

(via british-books-and-tea)

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

(via joshpeck)

thank-god-im-lucifer:

ezekestiel:

guys my extremely conservative relatives came to visit at my house and my aunt needed to check her flight details and i gave her my computer and then i heard a blood curdling scream from the living room and i ran in there and 

image

image

whoops.

(via luciferinthetardis)

katara:

White Gays ❤️❤️

(Source: shadyperry, via humorking)

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

(via dutchster)

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

(Source: saansastarks, via joshpeck)

arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

(via dutchster)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via humorking)

kittycatclaws473:

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

gondory:

do you ever just realize

wow

i really fucking love the lord of the rings

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie, via joshpeck)

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(via nerd-downunder)