james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS
i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song
ERREBODY GET UP
"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"
well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting
im honestly so pissed at every single person that follows me and thats attractive but doesnt talk to me ok
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me